pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

(via nephlium)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

(via knightbuus)

tooquirkytolose:

nyktophile:

what THE rfuCK I WANT 10 

#IT’S A TEMPERATURE CONTROLLED COFFIN FOR LIVING PEOPLE
You say that like it’s a bad thing

readingandfangirling:

"The Seelie Queen lay upon her bed and looked up at the stone ceiling of her bedchamber."

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"Faeries slept little, and rarely dreamed, but the Queen liked her bed to be comfortable."

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“Have you ever,” said the boy in the bed beside her, “pricked yourself on one of the thorns, Your Majesty?”

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She turned to look at Jonathan Morgenstern sprawled among the covers.”

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She leaned to kiss him, and he reached up to twine his fingers in her red hair.”

(via clockworkpain)

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad, via jasohgrace)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via luckistarz)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via paperrstars)