lesswise:

going to sleep with eyeliner on and waking up as bucky barnes

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addamgansey:

*reads spoiler*

*quickly covers eyes and hopes that’ll undo it*

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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